Eric TF Bat's Journal

It's People Like You What Causes Unrest

LOLhomeimprovement
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Even the cat agrees: we really need to get rid of our ugly armchairs. They're ripped to shreds by our aesthetically strident cat, and they're grubby from years of abuse by small people who don't quite get the concept of "open end faces upwards" in the matter of bowls and cups of Milo, soup, stew, purple paint, etc.

While we're at it, we should get rid of the cat too. Does anyone have a twenty litre blender?

DymoTape 1, GIMP nil
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Behold: LOLBoyWonder!



(Those cheeks definitely look photoshopped (GIMPed?).  Especially in real life.)

Tennant to play Hamlet in 2009
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So David Tennant will be playing Hamlet next year.  I wonder if anyone's stopped to consider how disruptive it will be in the final scene when Laertes stabs Hamlet and he falls... and begins regenerating.  Into Romeo!  You know it makes sense!



Of course, you can't really appreciate Shakespeare until you've read it in the original Gallifreyan...

Wanted: An Opposition -- Apply Macquarie Street
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It's a damn shame the state Liberal Party is missing in action in New South Wales, because the corrupt career criminals currently in charge of the state are getting seriously out of hand. A five thousand dollar fine for offending Catholics on World Youth Day? The only real response is ridicule...


For [info]jpgsawyer
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This is for my good chum [info]jpgsawyer, Thomas Flamanc of Kelsale, occasional heavy fighter and constant Doctor Who fan. Here's hoping he finds it amusing and doesn't, say, use his Ex-Crux Superpowers to have me declared Arable Halfacre in perpetuity...


Egad!
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I wouldn't normally do this, but this one is particularly amusing:



Check out May I Partake Of A Protein-Rich Warmed Sandwich Experience, Perchance? for more. At least one in five are genuinely worth an audible expression of amusement.

Mr McGee...
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Via Tegan:


Happy New Year!
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It's Anno Societatis XLIII. Do you know where your persona is?


Motivation
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Via [info]xach, I present Automotivator. This one is especially for a particular herald of my acquaintance who has never figured out that no amount of enthusiasm can make up for a fundamental lack of ability:


A Quiz
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A Turnip

A Turnip

Like the noble turnip, you are strong and resilient. You never bend, never succumb to fear or uncertainty. You are the rock upon which others build their spiritual bungalows. You also have remarkably coloured armpit hair and have never been seen to sneeze in public. How do you do it?

Sadly, also like the turnip, you have a secret weakness, and no I'm not talking about non-ionising radiation in this instance, although God knows that one has cost you in the past. No, your secret weakness is a whole 'nother thing, and it could be the end of you if you don't get it seen to. Consider this your friendly warning!

Take the "What Kind Of Office Equipment Are You?" Quiz at flurf.net!


Woohoo!
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From MSN: Blue-eyed people 'inbred mutants'

And Now The News
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Just saw this on one of the Daily Murdoch's many interchangeable websites:



Sadly, however, it's a fake. The stock photo of Her Maj is what gives it away. Here's the real news report:


LOLrorschach
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Inspired by MightyGodKing, in honour of a certain movie that can't possibly be as good as it needs to be:



It's Bennelong Time
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It's Time
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Landslide minus 41 days and counting.

LOLgod
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I can diez happy nao.

(Stolen from [info]raven_.)

We'll Always Have...
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Presented without comment.


The Best of the LOL$THINGs
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Just for the record, I still think this is the best LOL<THING> I've seen, by a long way.

[info]lauredhel's link to LOLGod is pretty damn good though.

Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding Through The Macros...
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I subjected myself to an episode of Robin Hood tonight, and... look, there really is only one way I could respond. I'm not your ISO standard authenticity nazi, but even I have to draw the line somewhere, and multicultural peace envoys, ninja assassin girlies in teal pantsuits and ceremonial acupuncture helmets are nowhere near the side of the line I prefer to frequent. So here's my reply. Share and enjoy.


Devil's Advocate, Part 2
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Inspired by my recent rant (which isn't related to any particular issue at the moment, but has been simmering for a good while). So who wants this on a t-shirt?


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